| New tattoo and wedding vows for Bif Naked
The bride was rocker Bif Naked, but there was nothing punk about the wedding ceremony celebrated Saturday in Vancouver. Bif Naked, whose real name is Beth Torbert, married Vancouver Sun sportswriter Ian Walker in a 30-minute ceremony at St. Andrews Wesley United Church that featured readings from the Bible and an exchange of vows. Beth Torbert, left, also known as Bif Naked, married Ian Walker in Vancouver on Saturday. (Richard Lam/Canadian Press) However, in a major departure from tradition, the couple sealed their bond with tattoos. Naked has had Walker's signature tattooed on her arm while Walker has a stylized B emblazoned on his hip. Torbert is already heavily tattooed with Buddhist and Hindu poetry, symbols of the Tao and an Egyptian eye of Horus. During the wedding Torbert, who played with punk bands Gorilla Gorilla and Chrome Dog before going solo, wore a cream-coloured minidress with a detachable skirt, a pink veil and a long train.
How boobonomics explains the world
A friend who spends his life negotiating with the agents of glamour models explained to me the principles of "boobonomics". Let's assume a pretty girl, who has been snapped in her bikini for a local newspaper, seeks a big-time career. Her agent phones a men's magazine and proposes for a given sum, say £3,000, that she pose in lingerie. If she's a hit with the readers, her agent will then suggest that for a greater sum, say £5,000, she will pose topless, but with her nipples concealed by her cupped fingers ("hand bra"). Subsequently her fee will rise for each coy permutation: "hair bra" or "girl-on-girl bra" (two models face to face shielding each other's breasts). Eventually, once this dance of the seven thongs has been exhausted and readers are believed to be slavering with anticipation, the agent will propose that for a huge sum say £50,000 the girl will finally reveal all.
Enlighten yourself with jewellery
Of course, keeping alive the golden rule of no dangles in the horsemanship is a must. However, with the rage of chandelier earrings, loves the idea of using these as queen jewelry. Add a beautiful coordinated necklace with your dress and you are ready to turn some heads. Young women can really express themselves with the accessories that they choose to incorporate into their outfits. It gives them a chance to show their personality as well as jazz up and create the perfect outfit in their eyes.
One very important thing to remember when selecting jewelry, however, is to always try the jewelry on before purchasing them to compare with your facial features. Some lengths of earrings are better than others on certain facial shapes as well as shapes of earrings and necklaces. It is important to compare the neckline on your dress or blouse with the necklace in question also.
Diapers and feet: when fetishes go sour
I'm a 21-year-old female and I know the my-boyfriend-has-a-diaper-fetish thing has been done to death. But… We've been together for two years. When he mustered up the courage to tell me about his fetish, I was supportive, even though it did seem odd. To be completely honest, he's so good-looking and such a wonderful guy that I was worried about losing him if I seemed less than ecstatic. Flash forward a year and a half. We're very close, we're in a really good place, and we want to get married. However, his fetish has started to bother me. In the beginning, he wanted me to talk down to him, he'd come in his diaper, and we were done. We'd do that roughly once a week. Now it's all he ever wants to do, and "normal" sex is off the menu. And his fetish has progressed to these elaborate role-play scenarios complete with "sissy outfits".
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